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Parshas Shelach: Football Fiasco

The emotion that best describes this week’s Torah portion is disappointment. Deep disappointment. The Jewish people were riding high off the Exodus, the splitting of the sea and the receiving of the Torah and...

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Jewish Jokes for Shavuos

DAILY DOSE OF TORAH The holiday of Shavuos celebrates the fact that the Jewish people received the Torah from Hashem. At the foot of Mount Sinai, the Jewish people received the luchos, tablets, from...

Jewish Jokes for Parshas Bamidbar 3

Jewish Jokes for Parshas Bamidbar

THANK GAD The primary focus of this week’s Torah portion is a census of the twelve tribes of Israel. Jacob had twelve sons and they each had millions of descendants, each forming their own...

Jewish Jokes for Parshas Bechukosai 0

Jewish Jokes for Parshas Bechukosai

TICKETS PLEASE!! This week Torah portion is one of the hardest to write a jokes column about. Most of Parshas Bechukosai contains the tochacha, Admonition, a solemn recounting of the tragedies that will befall...

Jewish Jokes for Parshas Behar 0

Jewish Jokes for Parshas Behar

THE DAILY DOSE OF TORAH This week’s Torah portion discusses the different laws that Moses told the Jewish people while they were still encamped at the foot of Mount Sinai, where they received the...

Jewish Jokes for Pesach 1

Jewish Jokes for Pesach

LET MY PEOPLE KNOW There is a special mitzvah (commandment) that can only be fulfilled once a year. I am referring to the mitzvah of sippur yetzias Mitzrayim, the commandment to tell over the...